Chapter 2

Our hero, Jake, receives a death threat in the mail. From his years of experience in handwriting analysis (a hobby he picked up in the 'Nam), he deduces that the perp is a dyslexic homophobe with a club foot. Just as he's finishing up his questioning of regular patrons of the local gay bar, "Riverside's Other Side", something screeches by him on the sidewalk. He leaps and rolls onto the street in the knick of time, then watches the yellow blur skid into a turn and proceed down an alley. No, it wasn't a UFO. It was one of HIS missing cabs.